The Ballad of the Bullkroks Part 3: Behold the Bad Boi


There are always fights on at the Slamdrome. With the turn of each shift, a fresh horde of labourers exits the forgeworks and makes straight for the fighting pits for some recreational violence, either as spectators or participants.

Heavy Wrecks arrived at the Slamdrome mid-bill. Shoving his way through the crowds – those few who were minded to object thought again when they clocked who'd shoved them – he bypassed the main ring and headed straight to the sump-pit. This arena had been rigged to hold run-off water and chems from Sinkside's industry, making for a passable simulation of a badzone mire. Narrow walkways formed a loose lattice above the surface of the pseudosump, but those fighters brave or stupid enough to sign up for a bout here would inevitably find themselves dragged into the murky waters by the things that lurked there.

The sump-pit was a favourite of the more patient among Sinkside's battle-fans, as fights would often reach their gory conclusions underwater, relayed from submarine heat-cappers to pict-screens around the arena's edge. As Wrecks muscled his way down the terraces, the bout in session had reached one such impasse and the crowd waited in hushed anticipation, squinting to make sense of the blobbish red-orange shapes displayed on the screens.

Reaching the front tier, Wrecks surveyed the scene in the pit. On the walkways, discarded axes and spud-jackers, dismembered limbs, and the more-or-less intact torso of a fighter, guts dangling into the sludgy liquid below. The vibe in the crowd was sharp – Wrecks figured there was one fighter still in the game. The man he'd come looking for.

More often than not, the sump-brawls end in anticlimax, with the action resolving out of sight. But as any regular knows, every once in a while, there's a display which puts the dry arenas to shame.

This was one of those shifts. Clued in by a sudden distortion in the heat cams, the crowd inhaled as one. And then, erupting from the surface in a roil of grime, a colossal bull sumpkrok, twisting and shrugging its craggy red hide as it tried to shake off the slimeslick stimmer whose arms were wrapped round its neck.

For an impossible second, krok and stimmer hung in the air, a spearhead of murderous flesh. Then, they crashed down onto the nearest walkway, which buckled under the impact.

Wrecks grinned. This was what he'd come for. This was Bad Boi Boosty in action. The crowd let roar, and Wrecks cheered loudest.

Both combatants were injured – the krok's forelimbs flopped uselessly, evidently broken, and Boosty was sporting a bloody gash from shoulderblade to pelvis. His stimm feeds had been torn loose, and he was struggling to keep his grip with every ounce of chem-spiked strength he had left.

The krok slammed its lower jaw down on the walkway, making leverage to buck in a long, powerful undulation that rolled down to its tail. Boosty's legs flailed upwards. His left hand tore free of the beast's neck, ripping off a thick scale which slipped from his grip and dropped into the sumpwater.

The krok half-rolled, swinging the stimmer around and down onto the walkway on its right flank. It braced its hindlegs and shunted forward and to the side, twisting its head to the right to bring its jaws to bear on the downed Goliath. Boosty freed his right hand and grabbed, catching an upper and lower tooth from the krok's maw in each hand. His muscles bulged, veins pulsing, as he tried to drive the head back and the jaws apart.

But the grip was awkward with his right hand, and it slipped loose. The krok seized the opportunity, snapping its jaws and catching Boosty's left hand and forearm. It jerked its head and tore Boosty's hand free of his wrist.

Bad Boi Boosty didn't even scream. The krok rolled its head and mashed its jaws, swallowing the morsel it had bagged. The stimmer took advantage of the moment, lurching to his feet and leaping up onto the krok's back, dropping and sliding down on its left flank, just behind its jaws.

Snarling viciously, he jabbed the stump of his left wrist into the krok's eye, twisting his arm as he drove in further. He made a claw of his right hand and did likewise at the wound on the krok's neck where he'd pulled away the scale. Some part of the krok's skull snapped.

Blood gushed out and over Boosty as he drove his arms together, now elbow-deep in the beast's flesh. The stimmer roared, muscles tearing, veins popping open in his arms and neck, as he squeezed a huge chunk out of the monster's neck. The flesh came free in an immense torrent of blood and gore, and Boosty lost his footing, slipping onto his back on the walkway.

The krok shuddered as it pulled away, barely even managing a death throe. Its head and body slipped into the sump, and its tail, trailing along the walkway, twitched once, then was still.

The crowd, already in a frenzy, screamed louder than ever. Wrecks hammered his chestplate with his fists, adding to the riotous din.

Boosty sat up, dazed, blinking. He stared around, then down at the armful of ragged meat in his lap. He scrambled to his feet, daubed from head to foot in blood, hand and stump in the air as he soaked up the acclaim.

'Bad Boi! Bad Boi!' he yelled, beckoning the crowd's response with his hand.

'Boosty! Boosty!' replied the throng, the thunderous bass reverberating across the dome.

After the bout, Wrecks sought out the stimmer in the backstage shacks. Boosty was lying on a scrap-hammered bench, alone. The docs had reconnected his stimm feeds, which were now pulsing blue with kalma-laced chems. He'd torn the dressing off his left forearm and was gazing vacantly at the stump. As a vat-embryo, Boosty had been gene-smithed to heal fast and even regrow lost body parts. Already, the gore had congealed into a bulbous lump of striated muscle, with five small nodules where digits were developing.

'Hey, meyn-bron,' said Wrecks, entering the shack.

Boosty glanced up warily, and his eyes flashed recognition.

Wrecks knew Boosty wouldn't speak – that only happened when he was stimm-spiked and up for a fight. The rest of the time, melancholy rendered him mute and timid. It was unbecoming of any Necromundan, let alone a Goliath, but Wrecks had known Boosty long enough and their bron-bond was strong. They'd run together downhive, seven long cycles ago: Wrecks a simple bruiser, learning the warrior ways before turning his skills to forge-bossing; Boosty a vat-fresh forge born, brash and scrawny, not yet on the hyper-pumped, neuro-blasted path of the stimmer. Fraggenstein had been their boss-meyn, capping a storied career as an underhive fighter, well on his way to Alpha ascendancy despite his relative youth.

They were all much older now. Wrecks, natborn, was hitting his prime, but vatborn Boosty, like Fraggenstein, was heading towards burnout, the ravages of his stimm-habit barely checked by his super-resilient metabolism. But as the pit-battle with the sumpkrok had demonstrated, his combat skills were still sharp – sharper than ever, perhaps.

'You fought well,' said Wrecks. Not the raucous praise of the crowd, just simple honest words. All a Goliath really needs.

Boosty considered this. Pouted. Nodded.

'The old boss-meyn's got a new job. Dowhive. Turf wars. To the death. He wants me and you in the broheym.'

More thought. A crooked smile. Another nod. Bad Boi Boosty was in.