The Hacked Knee Guild War Part 4: Underhive Life Sucks

'Ah fragsake,' muttered Djo Moge. 'What's with this lock?'

He stood back from the access panel by the wide blast door, exasperated.

'Here,' said Edzra Macbacta, 'Lemme have another look.'

The Hi-Viz Jackers were at a crossways deep in the interdome tunnel maze of Sector H8. Vints Courraine, recovered from his head injury, had decided that they could kill three sheen birds with one bullet by claiming the Ambull Inn off the Wasted Youth: as well as serving the interests of the Ba'Kings in the guild war, it would also settle the bad blood with their former Orlock allies and, best of all, it'd stick one to Overcomptroller Degister - the Wasted ran for Battersump HEAT.

But the plan to launch a sneak attack was running awry. Their best way forward from this gloomy crossways was blocked by a glitching door, and so far none of their efforts - which mostly consisted of Djo and Edzra trying to hack the door mech while Murgen, Skew and Ravle stood by chanting half-remembered Martian prayers – had worked.

Young Dwice Necrofago wandered down one of the stubby corridors leading off the crossway, his movement followed by a set of automated pict-cappers mounted along the ceiling. He pointed at the door there. 'Can't we just go thisaways?'

'Sumpdammit, no,' said Vints. 'Weren't you listening? We tried it but that's a Wind Sore seal glyph flashing on that panel there. Ain't no air behind that door, or not much of it anyway. We open it and the air equalises, we could get windblown to spire knows where. It's a frag-crazy move. Now get back over here.'

As Dwice sulkily rejoined his gangmates, Vints got to thinking. Far as he could tell, the tunnel they'd arrived from linked up with the fourth tunnel a ways back. Everything funnelled to this crossways. With the sealed door blocked, a canny hiver might think to rig the door they were trying to get through. It'd set up a snake-sharp ambush....

Vints glimpsed movement at the corner down the corridor they arrived from. He clocked a large metallic object being heaved into the air towards them, and just had enough time to yell, 'It's a trap!'

Too late. The blasting charge landed square in the middle of the Jacker crew and detonated with brutal force. Ralve was knocked out cold straight away, and the rest of the gang were hammered off their feet.

Vints tried to shake his head clear. He peered up the corridor where the bomb had come from and saw Orlock plates flashing in the gloom. It was the Wasted Youth – there was no mistaking the sadistic grin of Frisco as he rushed round the corner and opened fire, keeping the Jackers pinned.

'Get at 'em, Jacks!' shouted Vints, but the gang was dazed from the blast and slow to react, not shooting straight even if they managed to get back on their feet. Murgen and Skew didn't even manage this - they freaked out and started crawling desperately for cover.

At least Vints himself made it to his feet. He took a bolt pistol shot at Frisco, but his shot ran wide and his gun jammed. Still, Djo was looking sharp – he hauled himself to his feet and let rip with his flame pistol, drenching Frisco in fire. The Wasted veteran dropped and rolled, burning.

Then the door they'd been trying to hack rolled open with grim inevitability, revealing two more Wasted Youth up close, and gang boss Soho Jones and a couple of long-range shooters further away.

The up-close guys opened fire, keeping the Jackers pinned and drawing blood. In a lull in the shooting, Vints heard Soho shout: 'Hey, Courraine! Long time no see!'

Vints glared down the corridor – Soho was aiming his grenade launcher and fired off a shot which arced past his vanguard fighters and impacted in Vints's lower abdomen. A krak grenade. The implosive force tore Vints's colours and ripped up his flesh. He dropped, cursing and bleeding, but was still in the fight.

And then the final part of the trap was sprung. Turned out there was needleways access nearby – three more Wasted Youth were scrambling out of a hidden pipe vent. One of them, the man known as Stray Tom, charged straight at Murgen. The panicked Jacker hardly had the wits to react as he was hit hard by chain and chainsword, but as he went down he got off a stubbershot which floored his attacker.

Edzra had ducked back behind a wall, but with the needleways arrivals, what he thought would be cover was as useless as rat spit. The Jackers were surrounded. There was no way out. Well, maybe there was one.

Vints, wincing as he tried to stem his bleeding, clocked what Edzra was going to do. He grinned through the pain, muttering, 'Macbatca, you crazy fragger...'

Edzra darted across the corridor to the sealed door. It wasn't much of a job to override the shoddy Wind Sore glyph, and, in a click, the door zipped open.

And then all sumpsucking hell broke loose.

There was a ferocious roar as the air in the crossways was sucked violently into the depressurised zone and Orlocks of all colours got blasted off their feet and tumbled towards the opened door. Hi-Viz Jackers slammed into Wasted Youths and everyone tried to grab on to doors, walls or whatever would stop them sliding.

The wind subsided as suddenly as it had kicked in, but everything in the crossways was different. The two gangs were all mixed in together. To cap it all, some bit of debris had hit the other door controls, bringing the heavy plating rumbling back down and cutting off Soho and his team, who'd escaped the worst of the depressurisation.

There was stunned silence in the crossways for a few clicks. Only the whirr of the overhead pictcappers could be heard. Then moans and curses kicked in.

Djo Moge was one of the first back on his feet. He rushed to take advantage of the flipped situation, getting off a flamer shot that pinned two of the ambushers, but in his haste he also clipped Dwice, setting his hair on fire. The juve went down screaming.

Vints was back on his feet, ready to take advantage of the situation, but as he glanced around, he realised there wasn't much advantage to be taken: Dwice was down, and there were still more Wasted guns in the crossways than Jackers. Edzra's gambit had bought them time, but only to escape.

'Boys, let's haul boots!' shouted Vints Courraine. Before the Wasted Youth could get the jump again, the Jackers were gone.

The failed raid wasn't without consequences. Rogue Doc Scratch, perhaps sore that the Jackers kept sending their wounded to Doc Proxi, switched his loyalty to the Wasted Youth. And Dwice and Murgen's injuries were surely going to keep them out the Jackers' next scrap. 

Still, something unexpected happened a few shifts later. A nondescript box with a note was delivered to the Jackers' Nu-Bedlam hideout. The note was written on parchment the likes of which was seldom seen on Necromunda below the Spire. Turns out a bunch of uphive nobs had been watching the fight on a hack-feed from the pictcappers in the crossways, and they'd been so entertained by Edzra's willing recklessness that they decided to throw the gang a favour: the box was brimming with credits.

Underhive life sucks, but even that pays off sometimes.