The Hacked Knee Guild War Part 5: Pest Control

The first thing that hit Vintsen Courraine was the searing pain in his head. Then, the reek of disinfectants and surgical chems, accompanied by the whirr of micro-mech tools. And then, as his vision resolved, the distinctive silhouette of Doctor Proxi's head, framed by the fierce glow of angled lumens.

Ah, frag, he thought, I'm back on the slab.

He moved to sit up but found he was clamped in place at the neck and wrists. Proxi, in her grimy chirurgeon's robes, impassively masked as ever, was stooped over and right in his grill. She was working away at one side of his head with the blades and fleshweavers on her augmetic hand, but Vints couldn't see what she was about.

Wait, thought Vints, my eye...

'Be still, please, senor Courraine,' said Proxi tonelessly. 'I'm at a particularly delicate moment in the procedure. Your eye is gone. I'm trying to refix the plate in your head and seal up the wound.'

Not the first injury Vints had sustained running the downhive life. But still. 'Frag, that hurts.'

'I can't give you any more kalma chems,' said Proxi. 'Your heart wouldn't take it.'

'Doc, we went looking for that escaped ambull...' winced Vints. 'In the badzones... me and Edzra.... where is he, anyhow?'

'Senors Macbacta and Lebow are just outside,' said Proxi, nodding almost imperceptibly towards the cutting room door. 'Now please, don't move.'

To take his mind off the pain, scanned back to what had brought him here. 

+ + +

Word had got out that a truly gnarly specimen – an ambull no less - had escaped from the Ba'Kings' menagerie, and that the guilders were offering a hefty reward for the beast's carcase. 

Naturally, this had drawn guns from right across Hacked Knee Nord, and hunting crews had formed along guild alliance lines. Vints and Edzra, the latter hefting his newly-acquired mining laser, had fallen in with two of the Van Saar Blitzkrieg Boppers – their leader Jurgex and a juve called Andreas – and two of the Hooded Men – ganger Greum and the brutal ogryn Oisin. Any lingering aggro from the Jackers' recent scrap with the Cawdors was set static – there was more at stake this shift. The Reprobates and Harbingers had teamed up for the Wind Sore Clan, and the Battersump H.E.A.T. were represented by the Wasted Youth, Krass Dynasty, Hellhounds and the Church of the Amethyst Emperor. 

Of course, there would be blood.

First, though, the hunters had to gun and cut their way through the weird carnival that had gathered around the rogue ambull in a tight mazework of tangled tunnels. An unsanctioned witch and a crew of chittering, misshapen dreg-muties had gathered in awe of the beast, and some kind of crazy spyko connection had kicked in and set a couple of nearby ambot units running riot.

The faction gangs had their work cut out, and Vints and the Ba'Kings crew decided it'd be sharp to hang back and let their rivals thin out the murderous throng before ducking in and hitting the real target. They split into two crews: Vints with Greum and Oisin to the left, shadowing the Wind Sore mob, and Edra with Jurgex and Andreas, moving into a small chamber towards the Battersump side of the fightzone.

Gunfire and death screams echoed through the corridors ahead. Turned out the Battersump boys, who had the biggest crew, were doing most of the gruntwork, slaying muties and even hammering two ambots into junk.

But then there was the ambull. Neither Vints nor Edzra had yet clocked the beast, but its ragged, booming roars sounded through the tunnels, along with repeated oaths and curses as the hunters found their bullets and blasts unable to pierce the monster's flinty hide.

Vints and the Hooded Men were debating whether to pitch in alongside the Harbingers to purge a gaggle of dreg-muties when Edzra's voice crackled through on their two-way vox link.

'Uh, boss, we got a situation back here – there's commotion up ahead. It's those three-armed Battersump muties, you know, Krass and his like. And I think the ambull's real close... O frag, Bopper boys, heads up!'

The vox cut out.

Straight off, Vints turned and started running to Edzra's position. Greum looked surprised – at least as surprised as you can look when your face is covered by a pointed hood – but Oisin wasn't narked. The ogryn was already lumbering off towards the sounds of battle, chuckling deeply and ominously.

As he reached the small chamber, Vints just caught Edzra letting rip with a blast from his mining laser. The heavy lasbolt punched the torso and abdomen clean out of a gibbering dreg-mutie standing in the opposite doorway. But there was closer trouble: the two Boppers were fighting off another dreg-mutie on the left of the room.

'Where's the ruckus?' said Vints.

'Right through there,' said Edzra, pointing the muzzle of his industrial las at the doorway ahead. 'Reckon the big bastard's just round to the left.'

Vints thought for half a click that maybe they should help out the Boppers. Of course not. A grin broke through his barbe.

'I'm going for it,' he said. 'Cover me.'

With that, he clicked on his chainsword and ran full tilt across the room and through the doorway.

Vints Courraine had crossed paths with some real Necromundan horrors in his time – starve-crazy ripperjacks, sump spiders the size of load-luggers, nests of seething blindsnakes – but nothing could have prepared him for the heaving slagpile of a monster he found himself up against.

The ambull was huge, taller than two Goliaths, all ceramite-strong muscle and fist-thick chitin. A cluster of Battersump gangers were attacking from the front, and it was taking wild swings at them with its ponderous forearms, each wider than a heavy-duty prommy can. The claws on the end of each arm were jagged and barbarous, same as its mandibles, which gnashed and clicked frantically either side of its slavering maw. And the less said about the stench, which would have made the sump smell sweet by comparison, the better.

It was enough to overwhelm even an experienced gang runner. But Vints noticed one particlar detail in all the horror.

The ambull was bleeding.

Someone had got a telling blow on it. What bleeds can be killed.

Encouraged, Vints screamed an old Orlock battlecry and opened fire at the beast with bolt pistol. He aimed at the monster's lower back: the shells blew off a couple of chunks of chitin, and that was where he followed through with his chainsword. The blades bit deep and churned up the flesh just below the ambull's waist. A torrent of sticky, grey-blue blood gushed out.

The ambull reared back, filling the corridor with an ullulating roar. It twisted round with disturbing speed, bringing one of its claws towards Vints. He gasped and ducked. The claw swung over his head and he almost laughed – and then something hit him in the side of the head. It was heavy and blisteringly hot, and Vints dropped to the floor.

Prone, Vints reeled. It was bad. He could hardly see. Whatever had hit him, it wasn't the ambull, but he couldn't focus on anything. Looking up, he saw the monster looming over him, blocking out almost everything else. He tried to roll away and, as he twisted, he caught glimpse of Jared, bossman of the Reprobates, ten metres away and hurling a hefty-looking bomb at the ambull and its attackers. Everything caught fire and then went dark....

+ + +

So Vints was wondering how he'd made it from there to the fleshweaver's slab.

'Doc, stop for a click or two, will you? And get Edzra and Akilles in here.'

Doctor Proxi sighed – exasperation was about the only emotion she ever displayed – but duly paused and summoned the two Jackers into the cutting room. Vints demanded Edzra give him vox and pict, as it were, on the rest of the hunt.

'Well, boss,' said Edzra. 'Things ran pretty crazy after that meathead chucked the flame bomb. Fraggers were burning here and there, the ambull looked to be on its last legs. That's when that young Bopper we were running with – Andreas - ducks out and takes a shot with his fancy laspistol. Wouldn't you know it, it pops straight through the ambull's eyeball and, I guess, into its brain. Big bastard drops dead right there.'

Vints gasped a laugh and regretted it as pain lanced through his head.

'And that's not the craziest of it,' continued Edzra. 'Practically before the ambull's hit the deck, that Wasted guy Stray Tom – the one who took out Murgen last cycle – he comes running up and shoots Andreas in the head with his sawn-off. Shoots him sump-dead. This juve, who's just killed a fragging ambull...'

This got a chuckle from grim Akilles, even though he'd heard the story before.

Edzra went on: 'Good shift turned real bad real quick for the Blitzkreig Boppers... And that's not all. Seems like there's trouble with the Battersump H.E.A.T. boys, bad blood between the Amethyst church guys and the Hellhounds. The three-arm mutie guys start laying into the Hounds like it's Sanguinius Day, bullets flying everywhere, things go sumpwards real fast...'

'No kidding,' said Vints. 'And what happened to our, uh, good pals from the Hooded Men?'

'Dunno about Greum, but Oisin got heavy over where the Wind Sore mob were operating. Took out a bunch of poor fraggers, and we know how that feels.'

'That all?'

'Not quite. Those Harbinger snakes were skulking round through all this. Looks like they knew well enough not to get involved, but get this – last thing their bossman Crowley did before they cleared off was take a shot at the Amethyst mutie boss Ghilabrious. Killed him straight off and all.'

Another chuckle from morbid Akilles.

'Sumpdammit, what a busted shift,' said Vints. 'So how'd it all play out in the end?'

'Fragged if I know,' said Edzra. 'They were all still blasting and scragging away when I grabbed you and hauled boots out of there. Figured it was better to get you here to the Doc's after, uh, after you got, uh, took out...'

'Yeah,' said Vints. 'So... what exactly happened there? One click I'm bringing bullet and blade to the ambull, the next....'

'Uh, I didn't rightly see,' said Edzra. He was slowly sidling toward the door.

Doctor Proxi broke in. 'The burns you took from the incendiary device were superficial. But the shot that burst your eyeball and warped your cranial plate? It hit you from behind... From the wound pattern I would guess it was an industrial las device. Perhaps, say, a mining laser?'

Groggy as he was, Vints got the message.

'Well, frag me - ' he began, but Edzra was already talking over him.

'I swear, boss,' stuttered Edzra, 'I didn't mean to do it, I thought I had a clear shot at the ambull, if I'd've thought I was going to hit you, I never would've taken the shot...'

The confession rolled on, accompanied by a torrent of threats from Vints about what he was going to do to Edzra when the clamps were off and he was up from the meatslab.

Akilles grinned as he took in the show. Now here was a shift's entertainment in the making.

Doctor Proxi shrugged and shook her head at the sight of these damned boorish Orlocks.