The Hacked Knee Guild War Interlude: The Comptroller II


If their business is sufficiently important, visitors to the hallowed factorum complex at Battersump may be admitted to the grand audience platform of the Holy and Esoteric Alliance of Thermaticists, where the guilders themselves hold court. Degister had been there only once before, for a branding ceremony to ratify his appointment as the H.E.A.T.'s prime Comptroller in Sector H8. Now, at his overlords' command, here he was again.

As it had that first time, the cavernous, red-lit chamber made Degister's head spin and guts churn. The platform was suspended hundreds of metres above the four colossal vent-gates that connected to the great central heat sink of Hive Primus, and, like all visitors, the Comptroller had been obliged to don a respirator and thick asbestoline robes to ward off the ambient temperature's lethal edge. Even so, it was surely hot enough to make a Goliath furnace-grunt sweat bullets.

The air between the platform and the distant sides of the chamber rippled with mesmeric intensity; Degister had heard wild tales of how cryptic mirages rich with dark omens might be glimpsed there - enough to drive a hiver mad. This was, of course, largely from the prattling of chem-raddled scummers, but why take the risk? He kept his eyes fixed straight ahead as he moved from spotlight to spotlight along the thick ceramite decking.

Up ahead, hunched on a semicircular bank of mech-works, were the H.E.A.T. guilders themselves. There were four of them, shrouded in shadow and swaddled with bulky asbestoline. What little could be seen of the beings beneath the robes was heavily augmeticised, and tangles of wire and tubing connected them not only to the mech-bank on which they sat, but also to each other.

As he approached, Degister convinced himself that his discomfort was entirely physical. After all, the guilders had every reason to be well pleased with his performance in managing the H.E.A.T.'s affairs. The Hellhounds, Krass Dynasty and Wasted Youth were doing a spire-straight job of flexing their muscles in the Hacked Knee. Never mind the unfortunate breakdown in solidarity with the Church of the Amethyst Emperor – in the end, what does a few more dead muties matter? Turf had been claimed and supply lines secured. What's more, it was H.E.A.T. agents who'd eliminated the the Ba'King's escaped ambull and ended its threat to H8 infrastructure (Degsiter had little time for spurious rumours that it had been a lowly Van Saar juve that had killed the monster. Preposterous). In all, the rival energy guilds had good reason to fear and respect their thermaticist brothers.

There was a swagger in Degister's step as he came to a halt. 'Good cycle to you, milords,' his voice crackled through his respirator vox as he bowed. 'How can I be of service?'

The voice of the H.E.A.T. pulsed forth. It was impossible to tell which guilder it was that spoke, and the environmental extremity of the chamber rendered their utterance as roiling thunder.

+++ EXPLAIN YOURSELF, COMPTROLLER +++

This wrongfooted Degister straight off.

'Milords? I'm – I'm not sure I scan you rightly...'

+++ THE AGENTS YOU HAVE EMPLOYED +++

'What about them? They've been serving us well,' said Degister.

+++ TERRITORIAL GAINS THROUGHOUT SECTOR H8 HAVE BEEN MORE THAN SATISFACTORY +++

'You bet they have!' said Degister. 'I hired the best men this side of Dust Falls, and they've been getting-'

+++ HOWEVER +++

'However? However what?'

+++ THE BA'KINGS AND WIND SORE CLAN OFFER SUBSTANTIAL BOUNTIES ON THE GANG LEADERS VOKRAN AND KRASS +++

'So fragging what?' said Degister. 'Er, so what, milords? It's nothing but sour shrooms from them. Their operatives aren't doing so well so they play this move. It's to be expected.'

+++ YET WE HAVE RECEIVED REPORTS THAT THE AFOREMENTIONED GANG LEADERS HAVE +++ DEVIANT TENDENCIES +++ FOUL PROCLIVITIES +++ GENE TAINT +++

'So I hired some nasty fraggers, so what?' said Degister, tugging at his robes uneasily. 'That's what gets the job done. As you said yourself, more than satisfactory. Sumpdamned good, I'd say.'

+++ AND YET +++ SHOULD THE REPORTS PROVE TRUE +++

'Milords, they're independent agents! What they do in the cycles they're not running for us is their business!'

+++ WE DOUBT THAT HELMAWR'S ENFORCER-DOGS WOULD AGREE +++

Degister didn't have an answer for this.

+++ OUR LABOURS MUST NOT BE DISTURBED +++ WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THE SULLYING OF OUR REPUTATION +++ RESTRAIN THE BEASTS YOU HAVE UNLEASHED +++ OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES +++ YOU ARE DISMISSED +++

The Comptroller didn't need telling twice. He muttered a grovelling affirmation, and then turned and bustled back down the decking, drenched in sweat.

Sweat borne of fear and sweat borne of H.E.A.T.