The Hacked Knee Guild War Part 1: Jackers, Get Your Guns

The one thing that doesn't change in the Underhive is that things change. At least, that's what Dwice Necrofago's uncle Malky always said back in Old Bedlam Town. And uncle Malky knew all about change – after he took a flamer hit full in the mug, folks switched to calling him Ghoulface on account of the horrible scars. So horrible...

'Hey, Dwiceman. You was saying?'

Dwice snapped back into the moment. Murgen and Skew, two of the Hi-Viz Jackers' new recruits, were staring at him along the stoop where they were sitting outside the gang's habhole headquarters.

'What was I saying?' said Dwice, eyes roving across the bustle of the tunnel market that was Nu-Bedlam's squalid main drag.

'I dunno,' said Murgen. 'Telling us something we already know about change, like? Then you just tailed off and looked queasy.'

'Get to the point, man,' said Skew. 'We ain't green hivers after all.'

'O frag, yeah,' said Dwice. He was trying to tough it up in front of the new boys, trading on his experience in Hacked Knee. It wasn't going as well as he'd hoped. 

'So things cooled off in the domehood, and some of the bad ol' crews cleared off cos there wasn't enough violence for them. There's still some of them round and about one way or another... Anyways, point is turf's switched round. The old genny at Poxtown Switch got cut off but a new one got hooked up. The hot stuff cache at Cansbury ran dry and our, uh, good buddy Doc Scratch moved in and set up his Body Chop Shop there. Thing is, mostly it's the Power Guild, see – they're falling out and messing with - '

'Like I say, kid, we ain't green hivers,' said Skew. 'Gangs and guilders feuding. So far, so downhive.'

Dwice waved down Skew's objection. 'Hey hey, there's a point to this, I swear. So turf's still changing hands, but mostly by barter or gambling or simply when zones got left empty. So that's how the Jackers got control of the Cans...'

'That collapsed dome?' cut in Murgen, to Skew's annoyance. 'Why's it called the Cans again?'

Dwice grinned. 'Because when you're crawling through there looking for loot, feels like you're being squeezed into a can of starch rash. Anyways, this is the point: sure, Guilders squabble, but the big boys running the lecs, heat and air here in H8? Ooooweee, they mean to go at it like two hungry rad-rats in a fighting pit until one of them comes out on top.'

Skew shrugged. 'And so they're getting the gangs to act like their enforcers, and that's where bossman Vints is now – parlaying with some Guilders. Yeah, I seen this pict before.'

Dwice's opinion of Skew was heading sumpwards by the click. 'Look, man, I'm just trying to - '

But Murgen cut in again, pointing down the drag. 'Hey hey, boys, speak of the sumpdevil....'

There was Vints himself, accompanied by another of the Jackers' new recruits, veteran ganger Edzra Macbacta. They were shoving through the crowd, Vints making a big show of greeting those he knew on the way, gobbling up any crumb of offered acclaim.

'Howdy, jacks!' beamed Vints as he approached the stoop. 'Have we ever got news for you!'

'Things go good?' asked Dwice.

'Indeed they did, young Dwice, indeed they did,' said Vints. 'Did some heavy talk with Lord Quincy Postlewaite himself - who of course remembers the solid we did him on the day of the Hiver March – and I can confirm we're gonna be representing in the sector on behalf of the Ba'Kings!'

Vints spread his arms and grinned. Edzra wasn't giving much away, but Murgen and Skew looked impressed. Dwice, knowing Vints better, pressed on.

'So boss, who we gonna be gunning alongside?'

'Well,' said Vints. 'From what Lord Q was saying, there's three other gangs signed up with them. The Blitzkreig Boppers, the Hooded Men, and the Violent Beauregards.'

Dwice recognised two of the names, but not the third. 'Who're the Violent Beaure-whats? Sounds Escherlike.'

'That they are,' said Vints. 'Some of them are what's left over of the Savage Kittens...'

'Hey!' said Dwice. 'Is that Kes still knocking around? Ya know, the juve that clobbered you that time when we went for Whitecap Hole?'

Vints glowered and Skew chuckled at this.

'I dunno, kid,' barked Vints. 'Never mind all that. We gotta get ready. Go get the rest of the crew together.'

'We going a-gunning, boss?' said Murgen.

'Aye,' said Vints. 'I wanna snag some turf off of the Hooded Men.'

This took the Jackers aback.

'Uh, boss,' said Edzra, 'ain't they on our side?'

Dwice snapped the fingers on his good hand. 'Ah I remember – they're the fellas who killed yer dog, ain't they, boss?'

'Shut it, Dwice,' spat Vints. 'All of youse, get your guns – come shift's end, we go hunting!'

Vints stormed into the habhole, visibly annoyed. Skew chuckled again. Dwice figured maybe Skew wasn't so bad after all.

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[ADDITIONAL: Archive Pict Cap of Malky 'Ghoulface' Necrofago, Veteran Ganger of Old Bedlam Town and The Charred Cross]